but what about brett fav'ruh.. my analysis

The day has finally come. It is time to say goodbye to everyone’s favorite fun-lovin’, gun-slingin’, Wrangler wearin’, 5’o clock shadow-havin’, burger eatin’, just another regular guy like you or me (except for the money, rugged good looks, and talent) quarterback. The announcement came early this morning around 7:30am Eastern Time: Brett Favre is officially retiring… probably.
The announcement came by way of a voicemail that sounded strangely like an apologetic break-up on ESPN analyst Chris Mortensen’s cell phone, but at least this time it came straight from the horse’s mouth. Favre has finally said it: “It’s over.”

It seems he is doing what far too many athletes are not smart enough to do, and that’s going out on top. And by top I mean almost leading his team to the Super Bowl. Sure he didn’t win the big one, but Favre did in 2007 what many said he was no longer capable of doing. Enjoying the best completion percentage of his career, along with his best passer rating and most passing yards since the late nineties, and once again leading the league in manly stubble, Favre proved he still had what it takes to compete. So after a season in which he was seemingly revitalized, most fans and media assumed the oft-fickle Favre would undoubtedly stick around for one more year. But Brett has decided last season’s success was enough, and now he is doing the right thing; He’s saying goodbye.

Beginning his career as a first round draft pick of the Atlanta Falcons, Favre was immediately relegated to the bench behind Chris Miller (don’t worry… I don’t know who that is either). But only a year later, thanks to Falcons’ coach Jerry Glanville’s staunch belief in Miller, Favre was traded to the Green Bay Packers. From the ’92 season on, Favre made 275 consecutive starts and won a Super Bowl. Chris Miller played in a grand total of 40 more games, and Falcons fans were forever stuck with the haunting nightmare of what Brett Favre might have looked like doing the “Dirty Bird.” Former coach Jerry Glanville was discovered dead in his home in early 1997, his body was bloated and hanging from the ceiling fan by a belt… he was wearing a foam cheese-head (not really, but he probably should have).

Over the course of his career Brett Favre became known as many things. As one of the league’s most fierce competitors, he was the guy who always wanted the ball in crunch time (even if it meant he had to carry the guy who actually had the ball). He’d become known as a clutch passer with a penchant for turning out extraordinary performances that we’ll all treasure for a lifetime. Whether it was his victory in Super Bowl XXXI, his 3 MVP seasons, his Monday Night Miracle (throwing for 4 TD’s and 399 yards one day after the passing of his father), or my personal preference, the unforgettable show he put on in 1998, Brett Favre has dominated the highlight reels for the better part of 15 years. He owns nearly every passing record in the book. His jersey is the only Wisconsin sports jersey you will EVER see outside of the Badger State. To put it simply, he will be missed by many.

Sportscenter will seem a bit empty next season. The Lambeau cheese heads will be a bit less raucous. John Madden will cry himself to sleep each night and wake just a little bit less alive each morning. For we as football fans will not forget what Brett Favre was. He was without a doubt one of the greatest to ever play this game we love so much. And he played it with just that… love. The entertainment and joy he has provided us over the years has truly been a gift.

I, for one, thank you Mr. Favre. It’s been a pleasure. And I very much look forward to writing my “Welcome back Brett Favre” column six weeks from now.

p.s. and yes he will be back for all of you haters (DRAGO)....

isn't this article 6 months old?

you wish it was six months old!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no it isn't, posted today

semi-noobie... you wish!!! you delafield wh*re!!!

i'm just playing resident malcontent??? your gay

he didn't retire...that would be news to me, i have it that the packers are dropping their asking price...not that he is retiring.

and 250 posts you get a new title...i think?

yea i know. there arent' going to get much which is why he is staying in green bay. haha.

i have the second most posts behind you

i actually think that if favre isn't going to a good team or staying at the pack. he is going to retire

someone will take him, he's a great side show and would sell a lot of jersys. tons of teams need that right now...he'd be a fool to turn down 12 million a year.

are you kidding me!!! he doesn't need the money!!

anyways i'm going to lunch. peace

Can you name another career path a 50 or 60 year old has that nets him 8 million or so per year? He certainly doesn't need it now and may never need it but if that is what someone is paying you to stay...i guess most would stay.

well yea if your not brett favre you would stay. have you ever heard him talk or anything in a conference. it has never been about the money.

nobody is 'about the money' until they need it. like i said, i don't think favre will ever blow all that he has earned but anytime you can get upwards of 10 million for 7 months work or less....ya might think about it.

i'm sure he has better things to do than stay second string on the packers... he's not like a 24 year old football player.

Mr. Reynolds wrote:i'm sure he has better things to do than stay second string on the packers... he's not like a 24 year old football player.

what could he possibly want to do more than holding a clip board while getting paid 12 million a year? Best job in the world if you ask me.

dude do you know anything about favre. if he wanted to hold a clipboard he would have retired 5 years ago. he wants to play

i didnt' know if you were actually serious about what you said

I can't believe you are serious about your man crush on Favre. I congratulate you anyway!

my man crush is on booba