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favorite al bundy quotes
by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:59 am
"Your threats don't scare me, I'm married!"
"I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry?"
"I saw a star in the East. Peg, did you do laundry?"
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:00 am
"That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:01 am
for drago
"Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman."
"Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:01 am
"It gets better each time as long as it's never with the same woman."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:02 am
"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs,
you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's
no way on earth you can make me get a second job."
you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's
no way on earth you can make me get a second job."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:05 am
"I'm married to a woman named................something."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:07 am
"This cheese means more to me than both your lives."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:08 am
"If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave,
and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave."
and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:08 am
"Something sinister's going on so I know a woman's behind it."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:10 am
"We all have to live with our disappointments...
I have to sleep with mine."
I have to sleep with mine."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:10 am
"If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men."
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:14 am
"Old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y, and on this farm he had no wife, B-U-N-D-Y, and a no wife here and a no kids there, a hooker coming over on Friday nights ... Big luscious hooters, a pizza and a beer there ... old McBundy had a farm ... B-U-N-D-Y"
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:20 am
"You gals want to have a ladies night? Try it in the kitchen, cookin' for a man"
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by cpschult Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:20 am
i'm watching in spike right now
so gooood
so gooood
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by tictac Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:49 am
cpschult wrote:for drago
"Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman."
LOL. When will he learn?
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by carter Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:14 pm
cpschult wrote:for drago
"Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman."
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
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by carter Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:16 pm
cpschult wrote:"Peg, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs,
you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex but there's
no way on earth you can make me get a second job."
wow....lol
The home shopping network! There's a good idea for women! It was a little too hard driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass.
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