Arrested Development Quotes

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:35 pm

Start with the most obvious:

"I just blue myself"

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:44 pm

That show is so damned funny....

Dad- "it's the high release point, that's how you get accuracy"
Gob - "You told me you built accuracy by throwing the ball against the garage by myself for hours on end"

lol

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:49 pm

"I'd like to kiss that man right between the cheeks" - Tobias

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:56 pm

RCBooba wrote:"I'd like to kiss that man right between the cheeks" - Tobias

lol

Lindsay - "that you're gay?"

tobias - "Lindsay...ha, umm, I'm not gay. How many times do we have to go over this?"

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:02 pm

Yeah, yeah like the guy wearing the $5,000 suit is going to hold the elevator. COME ON! - Gob

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:07 pm

Michael - "I have heard you are the only one not putting any money towards dad's retirement party"
Gob - "i sort of thought my contribution could be...a magic show!"
(what did michael say after that?)

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:15 pm

Yeah that'd be great. Oh wait...Dad's not turning 6 Smile

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:16 pm

"It's an illusion! Tricks are something a whore does for money (sees little kids right by him, smiles) and candy" - Gob

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:40 pm

Michael looks around the living room "Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house??"

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:51 pm

what show is this?

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:55 pm

"if i had given the company to you, you'd be sitting next to me in the same orange jump suit. They can't put a husband and wife behind bars for the same crime."

Michael - "..uhh, that's not true dad."

dad- " (sigh...) i have the worst ****ing attorney."

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:06 pm

Mr. Reynolds wrote:what show is this?

A show that was on in the mid 2000 for 3 years until it was canceled (it never should have been canceled) on Fox. It is now a cult classic on DVD.

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:07 pm

Name???

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:09 pm

Damn dude. You still can't figure out the name?

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:11 pm

It's called Arrested Development. I don't know how else to get this across.

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:11 pm

Hey booba...use pictures next time.

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:14 pm

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:15 pm

Dang it. How do you put an image on here?

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:19 pm

i don't know. i've been striking out with that too. We need bomer.

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:27 pm

hey how was i suppose to know that the name was arrested development.

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:30 pm

Mr. Reynolds wrote:hey how was i suppose to know that the name was arrested development.

There are these things called thread titles, IDK what they are for though.

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:33 pm

yea i have no clue, and drago.. i love your sarcasm.

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:38 pm

Mr. Reynolds wrote:yea i have no clue, and drago.. i love your sarcasm.

You do?

by **lacey** Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:58 pm

"I can be Mr. Manager!"

"No, Just manager"

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:00 pm

lacey wrote:"I can be Mr. Manager!"

"No, Just manager"

"we can't just steal money from the register, we have to balance at the end of the night"
"so, we need to be rid of as many bananas as we have dollars? Throw away a banana, take a dollar. Throw away a banana, take a dollar..."

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:05 pm

"But check your lease, cause you're living in f*** city!"

by **Dr. Cox** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:08 pm

Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:19 pm

Dr. Cox wrote:Michael: So .. this is the magic trick, huh?
Gob: "Illusion," Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money

Why you gotta piggyback my quotes, Dr. Cox???

jk. I like yours better. It sounds more accurate.

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:20 pm

"....her?"

Many characters in reference to Anne, George Michael's girlfriend.

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:22 pm

"Buster? You mean the guy who, up and til now, thought the blue on the map was land?"

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:23 pm

"map making? Don't you think Magelin and Desota already covered most of that?"

Buster - "well yeah, i mean those guys did a pretty good job"

lol

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:31 pm

Michael - "George Michael you're going to be working with your cousin Maeby at the Banana Stand. I want you to stay on top of her and ride her hard."

Smile

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:40 pm

lol

i like that one. Maybe it's george michael's face, i don't know, i just love it.

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:00 pm

Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire!

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:01 pm

Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:02 pm

Lucille: And I’m putting Buster in charge.
Gob: He’s a good choice.
Michael: Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?
Lucille: He's had business classes.
Buster: W-w-w-wait. Eighteenth-century agrarian business. But I guess it's all the same principles. Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

lol

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:04 pm

I can't really quote it, but with Tobias going "Oh my God! We're having a Fire!!!...sale." And then intercutting him on the ground singing Amazing Grace while screaming Smile

by **drago** Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:09 pm

lol

"Apparently we have two actors in our family. I'm actually excited for her. Who knew we had this much talent"

-Cut to Tiabas crying in the shower-

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:08 pm

Lindsay to Maeby: "Alright, I'll take you to see Nana if you split the money with me 60-40
Maeby: "55-55"
Lindsay: "Deal"
Michael: "Sounds like you guys are getting more than you think."

by **RCBooba** Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:09 pm

Gob to George Michael during Spring Break: "How young is too young for you?"

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