Found an interesting picture...???

Priceless Drago...Priceless!!!!!

Ewald looks like Carlos Valderama (with boobies)

I see Kalman is a captain on this team. Congratulations!!!

Hey we may score a couple more goals if I were captain as well...........You never know!!!!!1

being a captain of this group would take a truly unique person. I vote for Bruce Willis; only because he can take a bullet really well.

I concur!!!! Either that or Steven Segal!!!!

definitely not segal, or jason , but if we need someone that can take a bullet, i'd have to go with Neo ... then Bruce Willis, if Neo is not available.

Neo dodges bullets.....how is that taking bullets Al????? I am going to go with the guy from Platoon.....and he was also in Spiderman and in Boondock Saints.....Al help me out here!!! You know who I am talking about!!!! Now that guy could take a bullet

William Dafoe...hmmm i question this selection...

Oh come on!!!! How can you question this choice he is the F'n MAN!!!!!!!!!

he is definitely not the f'n man ... also it's Willem Defoe (his mother could not spell) ... as for Neo, if i have to remind you, he takes a full clip to the chest point-blank and gets up and says: "No" ... as for taking a bullet, my nominees are:
1-Neo
2-Bullet Tooth Tony
3-Richard B. Riddick
4-Wolverine
5-Blain ("I don't have time to bleed")
6-T1000
for a quarter, name the movies the above characters were in, bonus for actors names.

1. Matrix
2. ?
3. Chronicles of Riddick
4. X-Men
5. ?
6. ?

1.Matrix
2.Snatch
3.Pitch Black/Chronicles of Riddick (though I don't remember him ever getting shot with a bullet
4.X-Men (especially scene in X2)
5.Predator
6.Terminator 2

As for people that have been able to take a bullet and keep on ticking, my votes would be (in no particular order):
Wolverine
John McClane
T-1000
Bullet-Tooth Tony
Elias
Jason Bourne
Martin Riggs
Renard
Cameron Poe
The Bride aka Beatrix Kiddo
Honorable Mentions (not bullets but arrows and knives):
The big dude in Gladiator
Boromir
Oh Dae-su

no way you can compare the big dude in gladiator to Beatrix Kiddo. Chick got shot in the dome, not even the big steroid guy take that and walk away.

otherwise, great list...i have to question jason bourne but love the Cameron Poe call out. lol

I think you're right, I want to take the big dude off the list. Question Jason Bourne? The dude got shot, then proceeded to be in (and dominate) in the best car chase scene in movie history, then walk away, then proceed to kick the crap out of two security guards. If that isn't taking a bullet and keep on ticking, I don't know what is.

And lets be honest, who doesn't love Cameron Poe

Drago loses man points for questioning Jason Bourne. Might I also remind you that he was shot, floated in the Mediterranean for awhile, then came back to destroy everyone on Earth that ever did anything wrong.

not cool. I haven't even seen all of the bourne movies, i still contest that any list not beginning and ending with John Mclain is not a list at all.

I think Ethan makes a great point.

But I do agree with you, Drago. JMc is God's gift to Gods

so drago, you think it helps your 'man points' to mention that you havent seen all the bourne movies?

oh yeah, i thought of boromir, and he takes a couple hits pretty well, but i think the outcome may disqualify him from this list.
And Riddick for his natural ability to be beaten on and keep on ticking. I suppose no bullets takes him off the list but he does get jacked pretty good with gravity gun in the 2nd movie.

I completely forgot Porter. I can't believe it! He definitely deserves to be on the list.

Lovejoy wrote:oh yeah, i thought of boromir, and he takes a couple hits pretty well, but i think the outcome may disqualify him from this list.
And Riddick for his natural ability to be beaten on and keep on ticking. I suppose no bullets takes him off the list but he does get jacked pretty good with gravity gun in the 2nd movie.

What about Jaws? Not really a straight gun but he does get harpooned with a couple of barrells on the other end. I don't even think John McClain or Riddick could last that one.

My man points have been surrendered ever since i lived with booba for two years.

Living 2 years with booba = best time of your life x 1000

Is there a reason why Booba is sweating in his picture.....? Drago what did you do to him for those two years?

that's just how booba rolls. The worst part about booba (aside from the anger issues directed at that stupid game with the aliens and madden) is his toes.

You have never seen uglier toes in your life. They are always peeling skin looking all disfigured. It's really awful. Ask him to post a picture.

You think I'd post pictures of my feet and toes when I normally charge people to see them in all their glory?? Boy, you out-a your mind???

And what anger issues?

how many controllers did you break over the course of that year or two? When the cordless controllers came out, i thought that would be the end of your bank accounts.

(here's a largely unknown picture of booba)

2 or 3. Shoddy workmanship.

And be fair, that doesn't show my good side.

Wow boys thats all I can say....WOW

Ok first things first. Lets go over the picture. Ok it is true. Matt you caught me, great detective work (it does not look like a crappy cut and paste job at all). So I guess it is confession time for me. Yes, I used to be a woman. After high school I had surgery and became a man. So now you all know. But before all you macho guys out there start to point fingers and laugh, just remember one thing. Genetically I am still a woman, and this woman is faster than most you meat heads out there. Not to mention I could kill you all with my stellar ninja moves. So go ahead laugh it up boys, just remember that you will get your ass beat by a girl.
Oh and great topic on taking a bullet. I like Porter lots. He has to be on the top of that list because he takes 2 bullets and plays and interesting game of “this little piggy”. Payback is a great movie, if you have not seen it, go buy it trust me on this one. Oh and always remember to carry a lighter on you otherwise your are no use (Great part in the movie, watch it and you will understand)
I would like to add to the list two top guys that I am disturbed no one has stated yet. V and Frank Castle. Shame on all of you for leaving them out. You guys seem to take it once step further with arrows and other objects so let me but William Wallace on that list as well. Sure you don't get to see it, but you have to ask yourself, would you really want to? Really?

"It's 70 grand" ... awesome movie, nice call ... I'd like to nominate Malcolm Reynolds since he always got shot. Never really more than once, but it seemed like every battle.

PS: Garrett are you hinting you are a fast woman? Watch out for Kalman. He's a sucker for fast women.

Dr. Cox wrote:Ok first things first. Lets go over the picture. Ok it is true. Matt you caught me, great detective work (it does not look like a crappy cut and paste job at all). So I guess it is confession time for me. Yes, I used to be a woman. After high school I had surgery and became a man. So now you all know. But before all you macho guys out there start to point fingers and laugh, just remember one thing. Genetically I am still a woman, and this woman is faster than most you meat heads out there. Not to mention I could kill you all with my stellar ninja moves. So go ahead laugh it up boys, just remember that you will get your ass beat by a girl.
Oh and great topic on taking a bullet. I like Porter lots. He has to be on the top of that list because he takes 2 bullets and plays and interesting game of “this little piggy”. Payback is a great movie, if you have not seen it, go buy it trust me on this one. Oh and always remember to carry a lighter on you otherwise your are no use (Great part in the movie, watch it and you will understand)
I would like to add to the list two top guys that I am disturbed no one has stated yet. V and Frank Castle. Shame on all of you for leaving them out. You guys seem to take it once step further with arrows and other objects so let me but William Wallace on that list as well. Sure you don't get to see it, but you have to ask yourself, would you really want to? Really?

William wallace is flat out not our team captain. He took one arrow to the chest, tore it out and kept fighting. If one arrow was all it took, than the redheaded guys dad in Braveheart would be our captain for sure. Cause he took three arrows AND held up a gate for his scots to come piling through.

Porter is a great pick but I still think Beatrice Kiddo takes the cake. The girl took semi automatic rounds WITH A BUN IN THE OVEN!!! and a pistol shot to the dome. To that, Beatrice says...no...you may not kill me.

I stick with Kiddo...that...or Jaws.

---and garrett, thanks for coming out with the "i am a woman" stuff...that will really help you mentally. Next step? Finding you a boyfriend. I vote on Kalman or Callen.

You all suck why am I the guy getting the gay jokes pointed at me???? What did I ever do to you?

Because you have nice hair and a long stride.

Drago,
You clearly did not understand what I was referring to in Braveheart. I was not talking about the arrow. I was referring to the ending. For all of you who don’t understand what they did not show, this is a list of things they implied happened to him.

Until 1814, the full punishment for the crime of treason was to be hanged, drawn and quartered in that the condemned prisoner would be:

1. Dragged on a hurdle (a wooden frame) to the place of execution.
2. Hanged by the neck for a short time or until almost dead (hanged).
3. Disemboweled and emasculated and the genitalia and entrails burned before the condemned's eyes. For you Simpletons this means they are cutting his genitals off and cutting open his stomach to remove his organs, while he is still alive.
4. Then beheaded and the body divided into four parts (quartered).

That is what I was talking about. Any man that takes that type of punishment all at the same time having the executioner tell him all he has to do is swear to the king of England and he would cut off his head to end it quick. Nope he opts to go though the whole ordeal.

but he still died...where as John McClain was alive and looking forward to his next hangover.

V is a good choice that I forgot.

Another amazing one that I forgot is Marv. Nothing would stop that dude.

After thinking about it for a while I don't know if I would consider V. He had a little help with the whole getting shot thing, so I don't know if that should exclude him or not. I guess keep him on there, since he did actually get shot regardless of what he was wearing.