ethan is probably dating a male at this point...

this thread just got a PG 13 rating. I think ethan's screen name should be PG 13...or R...?

lacey wrote:Ethan, I think you are my type of person. You, ice-pics, the Irishman, and just the fact that you mentioned your urethra... Oh yes.

I'm not sure if I would be ready to rumble with such people. We are going to need two German Shepards for any of this to work. One needs to be a year old, the other one's age doesn't matter as much.

Do I have to censor myself on this board? I have to censor myself all day, then when use this board to try and express my inner child Drago tells me I'm R rated. I like this Lacey broad, though. Despite Drago's delicate sensibilities regarding my posts, I should have known that he'd associate with the right kind of woman. Way to go, Matt. You should immediately impregnate her.

ethan wrote:Do I have to censor myself on this board? I have to censor myself all day, then when use this board to try and express my inner child Drago tells me I'm R rated. I like this Lacey broad, though. Despite Drago's delicate sensibilities regarding my posts, I should have known that he'd associate with the right kind of woman. Way to go, Matt. You should immediately impregnate her.

She keeps getting knocked up on the weekends. Anyway, we already went over this, i'm pretty sure she is lacking the proper equipment. You can try though, i'll give you her number.

ethan wrote:Do I have to censor myself on this board?

You and me both pal. Maybe we could start up our own board. Not sure what the topics would be? I feel censored already.

this thread cannot die. It's truth is unbearable.

Thanks for keeping this alive. And since one of the themes of this thread is censorship, I'd like to say **** balls ass.

Hey, it puts in the stars automatically. I wonder if it does that for...
****
bitch
****

No S word, no F word, and no C word. Got it.

lol, you figured out my tricks. reynolds likes to mis-spell them on purpose and get banned for a day...then he tried to create two new names using the words reynolds in each of them. lol

Drago, you need to stop telling people things like, "she doesn't have the right parts" How do you know? I don't go around flashing people like you do! Well... only on my birthday.... and Ethan, I can't get pregnant, I don't have the right parts. bitchass HE HE HE HE HE

You really know how to turn me on. My vagina is dripping.

ethan wrote:You really know how to turn me on. My vagina is dripping.

You keep re-setting the line. Aren't you supposed to be a teacher or something? BTW, i loved you on dateline, but chris hansen made you look like a midget.

Did I not mention that I "teach" in Evergreen State Penitentiary, cell block 3?

ethan wrote:Did I not mention that I "teach" in Evergreen State Penitentiary, cell block 3?

hey did i tell you i'm going for a graduate degree in education? too bad i can't teach in high schools with it, only colleges but it could be a nice set up to getting a college coaching job.

ethan wrote:Did I not mention that I "teach" in Evergreen State Penitentiary, cell block 3?

How is that working out for you? It sounds really intense!

Intense? You must be talking about the anal rapes. Yeah, they're awesome.

Drago, elaborate about grad school. It must be a Masters of Ed. without certification? Knock that **** off, move to Seattle, and get your Masters in Teaching AND certification at the same time. Plus, U of Washington just redesigned their program so it only takes 12 months. On top of all that, Washington was just rated the 8th best College of Education, so the job market is a little sweeter. What are your plans? Professor Drago?

ethan wrote:Drago, elaborate about grad school. It must be a Masters of Ed. without certification? Knock that **** off, move to Seattle, and get your Masters in Teaching AND certification at the same time. Plus, U of Washington just redesigned their program so it only takes 12 months. On top of all that, Washington was just rated the 8th best College of Education, so the job market is a little sweeter. What are your plans? Professor Drago?

ok, both of those two statements knocked me square out of the deal. My GPA is barely creeping above average and the only reason i got into grad school out here is because i "sort of" work for the school and they are paying for a specific number of credits per year.

If it wasn't free, i wouldn't be attending. I only really need/want the degree to land a head coaching job in a college at some point.