ethan is probably dating a male at this point...

just thought i'd throw that out there and he had better have joined our FF league. I told him entry was about 50k give or take a few thousand. I'll be expecting that money shortly.

He's good for it. I wonder if he'll be back in this area anytime soon. How long ago was it when you went to Madison to visit him? 2 1/2 years?

RCBooba wrote:He's good for it. I wonder if he'll be back in this area anytime soon. How long ago was it when you went to Madison to visit him? 2 1/2 years?

sounds about right. his lady friend at the time was all hell bent on keeping him there...i was trying to help him pack quicker.

Wow, I really wish I had signed up for your football league. I hope Ethan is only allowed to post in the Yahool message board. I can't imagine mixing him with Reynolds.

He mixes with everyone. He is God, Wisdom, and Chuck Norris personified into one.

RCBooba wrote:He mixes with everyone. He is God, Wisdom, and Chuck Norris personified into one.

He has nursed a baby fawn to health? Go on...

Apple pays him .99 to listen to each song.

RCBooba wrote:Apple pays him .99 to listen to each song.

lol

you almost made me spit up my cranberry juice.

Good work on drinking the cranberry juice!!

I actually have to give credit to Tommyfor that one. I heard him say it recently and liked it.

RCBooba wrote:Good work on drinking the cranberry juice!!

I actually have to give credit to Tommyfor that one. I heard him say it recently and liked it.

tom doesn't need anymore credit than his mind already gives to himself. anyway, did you check the yahoo thing? we got 8 now.

where the crapis ethan? i left a sexy voicemail and have heard no response.

Well either way 8 is good. What do I have to do for the draft?

RCBooba wrote:Well either way 8 is good. What do I have to do for the draft?

in terms of surgery? I've been telling you for years to take care of that little "trouble maker" you have...past that, just login to your yahoo account go to the draft, within a half hour of draft time it says "join online draft" or something like that.

It's a really smooth system this year. i like it quite a bit. We'll all be able to chat in there as well.

Sweet, but just in case have your cell phone by you and actually answer it if I call please

By the by, have you had a chance to ask Josh about the golf clubs?

RCBooba wrote:Sweet, but just in case have your cell phone by you and actually answer it if I call please

By the by, have you had a chance to ask Josh about the golf clubs?

why would my cell phone help you in a FF draft?

no ih avne't spoken to josh in a couple of days, i'll ask him though...whenever he answers his phone. what a jerk.

If I have difficulties getting to the site considering I'm 4 IQ points above a rock.

RCBooba wrote:If I have difficulties getting to the site considering I'm 4 IQ points above a rock.

are you sure it was 4 above and not 4 below? are you sure you didn't read the scores right?

Would a rock read it right? I rest my case.

RCBooba wrote:Would a rock read it right? I rest my case.

i love how the guy finishing his masters is making fun of his IQ. Meanwhile the guy that wants to get into trucking is doing the criticizing. strange world we live in.

By strange you mean beautiful, right?

And we both know degrees and intelligence have practically zero correlation between each other.

And dammit, read On the Road.

RCBooba wrote:By strange you mean beautiful, right?

And we both know degrees and intelligence have practically zero correlation between each other.

And dammit, read On the Road.

where is lacey today? she would have been calling you out for being a nut job. anyway, i'd read the book if i had time. i'm not one to say i don't have time but come on, i got to two or three high school soccer games a week and the same amount of carroll games.

keep in mind, i'm a slow reader.

She's busy. Choosing work over us as per usual.

That's cool. I just hope you remember it and read it sometime. I think you'd really really really like it.

i don't doubt i'd like it. i just really don't have the time at the moment. In november i'll have time.

thought i'd bump this for you...

drago wrote:

RCBooba wrote:By strange you mean beautiful, right?

And we both know degrees and intelligence have practically zero correlation between each other.

And dammit, read On the Road.

where is lacey today? she would have been calling you out for being a nut job. anyway, i'd read the book if i had time. i'm not one to say i don't have time but come on, i got to two or three high school soccer games a week and the same amount of carroll games.

keep in mind, i'm a slow reader.

Slow reading means you are taking in everything you are reading, unless you are slow because you can't focus and have to keep re-reading because you can't remember what you just read. I get that sometimes.....

RCBooba wrote:She's busy. Choosing work over us as per usual.

That's cool. I just hope you remember it and read it sometime. I think you'd really really really like it.

What is that book about? Not that I need another one to read right now.

It's similar (in style and substance) to the one you're reading, Dharma Bums. On the Road is an autobiographical account of Jack Kerouac (under the name of Sol Paradise) going across the country three separate times. Warning: don't read it expecting a great story.

I hope ethan gets the first overall pick and takes jay cutler.

RCBooba wrote:It's similar (in style and substance) to the one you're reading, Dharma Bums. On the Road is an autobiographical account of Jack Kerouac (under the name of Sol Paradise) going across the country three separate times. Warning: don't read it expecting a great story.

Well why are you advertising it to Drago if it isn't a good story?

You don't read it for the story. It's kind of like an experience. It's hard to describe. And I think Drago (and you) would appreciate what the author is getting across.

RCBooba wrote:You don't read it for the story. It's kind of like an experience. It's hard to describe. And I think Drago (and you) would appreciate what the author is getting across.

Does the author like Diablo or something?

Exactly

Alright, I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it. I've got a few things to say, so pay attention, Booba. First, On the Road sucks. The beat writers are overrated. I don't know why I kept reading Kerouac(?) after the first one, and why I tried Ginsberg, it must be because I'm stupid. Second, who is this Ollie Octagon dipshit and who is Lacey? Will either of them let me have sex with them? Hopefully they don't have a problem extinguishing cigarettes on me, because that really gets me going. Third, I got no sexy message from Drago, so he must still have my old number. My new one is 206-399-1265. I hope that a big, hairy man saved the message and is pleasuring himself to the sound of Drago's voice right now. Lastly, I'm insulted that you think I'd take Cutler with the first pick. Obviously I'll be taking Vanderjagt with the first pick, the CFL kickers are fantasy studs.
P.S. Next time you're bored, go to youtube and watch Lisa Lampanelli's comedy routine "Take it like a man".

Drago, thanks for reminding me of your visit to Madison. Great call on the helping me pack quicker.

ethan wrote:Alright, I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it. I've got a few things to say, so pay attention, Booba. First, On the Road sucks. The beat writers are overrated. I don't know why I kept reading Kerouac(?) after the first one, and why I tried Ginsberg, it must be because I'm stupid. Second, who is this Ollie Octagon dipshit and who is Lacey? Will either of them let me have sex with them? Hopefully they don't have a problem extinguishing cigarettes on me, because that really gets me going. Third, I got no sexy message from Drago, so he must still have my old number. My new one is 206-399-1265. I hope that a big, hairy man saved the message and is pleasuring himself to the sound of Drago's voice right now. Lastly, I'm insulted that you think I'd take Cutler with the first pick. Obviously I'll be taking Vanderjagt with the first pick, the CFL kickers are fantasy studs.
P.S. Next time you're bored, go to youtube and watch Lisa Lampanelli's comedy routine "Take it like a man".

Listen here, cheese nuts, I know you don't like it. However, I think Matt or Lacey would enjoy it. As I recall you didn't like Catcher in the Rye, and that is the greatest book ever written.

ethan wrote:Drago, thanks for reminding me of your visit to Madison. Great call on the helping me pack quicker.

Favorite Madison experience, you, me, charlie and the ex in my carrolla drinking whiskey waiting for the bars to let us in. Wow were we surprised the bar didn't let us come in with our own whiskey-dews.

ethan wrote:Alright, I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it. I've got a few things to say, so pay attention, Booba. First, On the Road sucks. The beat writers are overrated. I don't know why I kept reading Kerouac(?) after the first one, and why I tried Ginsberg, it must be because I'm stupid. Second, who is this Ollie Octagon dipshit and who is Lacey? Will either of them let me have sex with them? Hopefully they don't have a problem extinguishing cigarettes on me, because that really gets me going. Third, I got no sexy message from Drago, so he must still have my old number. My new one is 206-399-1265. I hope that a big, hairy man saved the message and is pleasuring himself to the sound of Drago's voice right now. Lastly, I'm insulted that you think I'd take Cutler with the first pick. Obviously I'll be taking Vanderjagt with the first pick, the CFL kickers are fantasy studs.
P.S. Next time you're bored, go to youtube and watch Lisa Lampanelli's comedy routine "Take it like a man".

I don't want to make this about sex right away. I would prefer to get to you know you over a an ice pick and a fire hydrent. Maybe we can find each other's inner secrets this way.

I have found this to be the easiest way of getting to truly know someones insides, without smelling them.

Let me know if you want to take it slow, otherwise I'll order the clowns if you can find a bull with the one horn that I told you about earlier.

Holy crap, I just remembered hanging out in the bathroom with you, talking about awesome songs and vomiting. ****, that was an awesome night. Screw the bars, let's drink in the car.

Booba, don't bring up Catcher in the Rye. If you say anything else about that god forsaken tome of teen angst and drama queen glorification I'll have to go kill Keith. And on my way there I might see if Ollie Octagon is willing to put the aforementioned ice pick up my urethra.

Well first off I'm sure you welcome anything penetrating your urethra. Secondly to get to Keith you'd have to go to Japan, and then you'd be so mobbed by all the Japanese females there that you'd never be able to reach him. I'm sorry for bringing up Catcher in the Rye, we can't all believe that Jimmy Buffet is the best author ever.

Ethan, I think you are my type of person. You, ice-pics, the Irishman, and just the fact that you mentioned your urethra... Oh yes.