And I have reached a new low...
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And I have reached a new low...
I'm driving to Waukesha and had to kill a few hours. i think to myself, I have three dollars, i'll go shopping at Good Will. Initially I thought it was a good idea, then i thought, how many people "go shopping" with a three dollar budget? How pathetic is it that i was and did, seriously go shopping with only three dollars.
The worst part was that i was successful in shopping with my big money.
A little off topic...still at goodwill...it was busy has hell and i'm in line behind a genetic loser of a middle aged lady. She was buying all glass wear that i knew she would try to pawn off to her loser friends as being expensive. The lady checking her out was pretty slow but a genuinely cheary human. It took a long flippin time to wrap all of the glass and such, the lady finally finishes when the genetic misfit decides she wants a particular necklace in the glass case that can only be opened by the store manager. Not only did we wait for the manager to come over but genetic retard starts paroozing through ALL the guady ass necklaces in the case.
It's at this point that i said, "i know we are supposed to empathetic in wisconsin and all but you gotta move your ass because this **** is getting old." The lady behind me laughed but the genetic idiot turned her head in shame. it was at that point that i blugened her with my bread maker and kicked her ass out of the store....
ok last part didn't happen but she did seem embarrassed thus concluding my story.
The worst part was that i was successful in shopping with my big money.
A little off topic...still at goodwill...it was busy has hell and i'm in line behind a genetic loser of a middle aged lady. She was buying all glass wear that i knew she would try to pawn off to her loser friends as being expensive. The lady checking her out was pretty slow but a genuinely cheary human. It took a long flippin time to wrap all of the glass and such, the lady finally finishes when the genetic misfit decides she wants a particular necklace in the glass case that can only be opened by the store manager. Not only did we wait for the manager to come over but genetic retard starts paroozing through ALL the guady ass necklaces in the case.
It's at this point that i said, "i know we are supposed to empathetic in wisconsin and all but you gotta move your ass because this **** is getting old." The lady behind me laughed but the genetic idiot turned her head in shame. it was at that point that i blugened her with my bread maker and kicked her ass out of the store....
ok last part didn't happen but she did seem embarrassed thus concluding my story.
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Re: And I have reached a new low...
why would you even say the first part of that, you didn't feel bad about saying that at all!!
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matt and jessie burn down house, more at 11
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I was GOING to feel bad about it. The fact that I didn't has no relevance here..
The fire...yeah...tictac can explain that one.
scary **** though.
The fire...yeah...tictac can explain that one.
scary **** though.
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carter wrote:I was GOING to feel bad about it. The fact that I didn't has no relevance here..
The fire...yeah...tictac can explain that one.
scary **** though.
I will explain nothing. Noone is allowed to visit until i get new carpet. I think josef had something to do with this...
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yosef, he's jewish
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Dude, Drago, you are so rude. I mean, I think it is hilarious that you said that to her, but you could have just asked to move ahead if she was going to be awhile. You probably made her lose most of her excitement for the day.
What is with the fire??? TELL ME!!!!!!
What is with the fire??? TELL ME!!!!!!
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Tictac was burning incense and we were in the other room watching some TV. Then the smoke alarms go off. So we did what anyone would do...we went to turn them off. So Tic gets up and goes in the room then screams my name at the top of her lungs...i jump across the coffee table and open the door to see the entire curtains are up in flames.
I'm not talking some small little, oh jeeze, that's cute, lets take that outside and put it out....No. It was some major campfire in tictac's room style flames that literally scorched the curtains into near oblivion.
As i run into the room, tic is running out...god knows why...(jk, it was to get an extinguisher) but i am coming in and she is going out...i weigh 175 and she weighs...well...she weighs less, so i slam her into the door (where she has a pretty sweet mark on her chest and face...sorry
I start grabbing at the flames to put them out, the curtains are disintegrating in my hands as i tear at them and i throw them on the floor. I keep tearing them down only to realize the fire is starting on the carpet and in her clothes pile. I try to stomp that out...which is when tic came back in with a huge container of water and just starts launching it all over the room at god knows what...lol...jk, she hit the carpet fire pretty center...then i realize there is still a major flame above the window and have to grab that and throw it out.
Towards the end of this ordeal was i thinking...how stupid am i that i grabbed the flames with my bare hands with blankets right next to me? That...and there was a stupid glass of water right next to the window with the flames.
Holy crap...i thought the house was going to burn down. All i have to show for it is some blisters and a bunch of singed hairs on my arm.
Success.
I'm not talking some small little, oh jeeze, that's cute, lets take that outside and put it out....No. It was some major campfire in tictac's room style flames that literally scorched the curtains into near oblivion.
As i run into the room, tic is running out...god knows why...(jk, it was to get an extinguisher) but i am coming in and she is going out...i weigh 175 and she weighs...well...she weighs less, so i slam her into the door (where she has a pretty sweet mark on her chest and face...sorry
I start grabbing at the flames to put them out, the curtains are disintegrating in my hands as i tear at them and i throw them on the floor. I keep tearing them down only to realize the fire is starting on the carpet and in her clothes pile. I try to stomp that out...which is when tic came back in with a huge container of water and just starts launching it all over the room at god knows what...lol...jk, she hit the carpet fire pretty center...then i realize there is still a major flame above the window and have to grab that and throw it out.
Towards the end of this ordeal was i thinking...how stupid am i that i grabbed the flames with my bare hands with blankets right next to me? That...and there was a stupid glass of water right next to the window with the flames.
Holy crap...i thought the house was going to burn down. All i have to show for it is some blisters and a bunch of singed hairs on my arm.
Success.
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DAMN!! I am glad you two are ok. This probably happened so next time you will think blanket and water before using your hands, and you will save someone's life. Good work trying to be a hero though!! Even better, way to go tic tac for finishing the job!!! GO TEAM!
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Maybe next time the guy who owns the house will own a fire extinguisher! But thinking about it, that would have made a HUGE mess in its own.
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I see what was going on here. Little stoners.
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Instead of grabbing at the flames with your bare hands you should maybe try yelling at it or kicking it. I hear kicking hurts more than grabbing.
Glad you two kids are ok. Remember Smokey the Bear
Glad you two kids are ok. Remember Smokey the Bear
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RCBooba wrote:Instead of grabbing at the flames with your bare hands you should maybe try yelling at it or kicking it. I hear kicking hurts more than grabbing.
Glad you two kids are ok. Remember Smokey the Bear
I realized this was one of the biggest events in my recent string of bad luck. First my first-ever ticket, then the fire, then my car breaking down. Im scared to think whats next.
how can i turn my luck around? do rain-dances work?
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and now the cable is not working. stay away from me! im full of voodoo
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the cable not working cannot really compare to your week right now...throw taht out the window.
Booba...what would you have done? Do you have a memory of smokey the bear that would tell you to grab a blanket and smother it? The thing was eight feet in the air, i had to jump to reach it...everything it touched it put to flame!
Booba...what would you have done? Do you have a memory of smokey the bear that would tell you to grab a blanket and smother it? The thing was eight feet in the air, i had to jump to reach it...everything it touched it put to flame!
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I always thought Carter's real low would be scoring on his own goal at Carroll in a tie game. There has to be something worse than a blown shopping adventure.
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