Last nights stats (2/24)

Ok, not so familiar all this technical sh1t, but here we go...

Kalman - 1 (and 1 assist)
Vaghann - 1 assist
Macleod - 1
Drago - 3 (and 2 assists)
Lovejoy - 1 (and 1 assist)
McCabe - 1

And the most important stat of the night:

Wolf - 10... against me (and 1 assist, hey even i can squeeze one out )

Nice drago...Priceless faces there!!!! Man of the Match too. Nice job

i had an assist to drago (2nd half)

I actually remembered that assist after i had given what i thought were the correct stats. Your assist was to me, I'm such a self absorbed bastard.

Well finally he comes out of the closet!!!! Sheesh took you long enough!!!

awesome!

All i have to say boys after looking at those stats.....Who's the man, Who's that man!!!!!! hahaha jk

10 dollars says you come in third place in goals next session.

I'm impressed Mr. Kalman. I had my money on you placing last in points. But apparently finishing 1st still doesn't prevent the childish outbursts like firing a shot from half court and putting it over the containment net. This is what it looked like afterwords:

i thought it was only me that noticed the arrant shots that nearly killed countless spectators. Or the missed shot from the 2 foot line in the last game.

Where did all of these goals flippin come from?!?!?!?

hahahaha Lovejoy that was awesome. And that last shot I admit was a frustration shot so i will take the fall for that one. Anyway, ya the 2 yard line shot yaaaaaaaaa shut up!!!! But when I am on I am on what can I say!!! Lets just hope I am on!!!!

Drago 10 bucks huh. Ok you bet 10 bucks that I come in third in goals next session.....Alright I will take that friendly wager!!!! Take it all the way to the bank to cash my winnings in!!!!

3rd or lower you know. Not just third, i don't even think my vodoo magic could place you exactly.

Now if i can only convince Tim to score 4 hat tricks in a row and Josh to throw the ball in the goal a bunch of times.

OOOOhhh no you said 3rd lol. Ya you may want to convince the opposing goalie to let Tim have the hat tricks cuz if that doesn't happen you know I am going to kick the crap out of the other team to get those goals...but not being a ball hog.

You know what I mean. But here is my question, Do I owe you if you beat me in points????

Good question. I feel we shoudl include points, we don't want any ball-hoggery. BTW, i would like to bring up that i passed on a reasonably open shot a few weeks ago to give you an open look at the net. So despite me wanting to beat you in points/goals...i will still pass you the damn ball.

10 dollars isn't enough for me to sell my soul...but 20 dollars...well, now we are talking semantics.

hmmmm definitely talking semantics!!!! hmmm well how bout 20?????

negative...ten was the agreement. Don't back out now woman.

hahahaha hey you wanted to talk semantics....I was just talking semantics!!!!! Who's backing out???? And you had to go with the woman comment really drago???? Don't make me have to open up a can of you know what on you know where!!!!!

jdkalman wrote:hahahaha hey you wanted to talk semantics....I was just talking semantics!!!!! Who's backing out???? And you had to go with the woman comment really drago???? Don't make me have to open up a can of you know what on you know where!!!!!

I will expect to see a weekly showing of these statistics. The world wants to know who of these titans will claim such an epic victory.