My Last Day at Work

It's my last day today. Feel free to send me cupcakes, hugs, and DVDs.

you get none of that. what are you going to do without work? how ar eyou going to pick up chicks?

drago wrote:you get none of that. what are you going to do without work? how ar eyou going to pick up chicks?

does he pick up chicks anyways?

Since I work with one other dude and a married couple, pretty sure this was not my treasure trove.

Mr. Reynolds wrote:

drago wrote:you get none of that. what are you going to do without work? how ar eyou going to pick up chicks?

does he pick up chicks anyways?

does a bear crap in the woods?

i'm sure booba picks up the ladies, they just are 6'3 200 pounds and go by the name of Ronald

Mr. Reynolds wrote:i'm sure booba picks up the ladies, they just are 6'3 200 pounds and go by the name of Ronald

So you have met Desi? lol

sorry booba, i'll delete it if you want...but i think you're over this, yes?

how can you forget your first love... i see this not happening..

drago wrote:

Mr. Reynolds wrote:i'm sure booba picks up the ladies, they just are 6'3 200 pounds and go by the name of Ronald

So you have met Desi? lol

sorry booba, i'll delete it if you want...but i think you're over this, yes?

Oh I don't mind, but I'd say she's hardly 6'3 200. Though I haven't seen her in a while...

Mr. Reynolds wrote:how can you forget your first love... i see this not happening..

oh it happens reynolds. i don't even remember what my first two girlfriends look like.

Don't lie, Drago. And first 2 girlfriends do not equal first loves you cynical s.o.b.

RCBooba wrote:Don't lie, Drago. And first 2 girlfriends do not equal first loves you cynical s.o.b.

Ok first off, Lindsey Flukager was an awesome person. We dated for 2 weeks in seventh grade and only ever saw each other at the YMCA, pretty sure that is considered love. Not to mention, when we broke up, which was heart breaking for both of us, she had a friend do it for her. What could be more mature than that?

Oh yeah, and we spoke on the phone once and she was from Minnesota.

Man, the good ole' times.

lol. God how can such a storybook romance die??? Makes me sad

lol!!!!

but it is hard for booba to let go of his 200 lbs 6'3 desi.. his first love.....

Damnit Reynolds she wasn't an ogre! She was Mormon. Big difference.

RCBooba wrote:Damnit Reynolds she wasn't an ogre! She was Mormon. Big difference.

desi probably weighed 105 pounds...wearing a led snow suit.

drago wrote:

RCBooba wrote:Damnit Reynolds she wasn't an ogre! She was Mormon. Big difference.

desi probably weighed 105 pounds...wearing a led snow suit.

she was a mormon?? were you planing on marring her? god your special

Mr. Reynolds wrote:

drago wrote:

RCBooba wrote:Damnit Reynolds she wasn't an ogre! She was Mormon. Big difference.

desi probably weighed 105 pounds...wearing a led snow suit.

she was a mormon?? were you planing on marring her? god your special

Reynolds....do me this one favor, it is all that i ask.

Please, when saying "you are"...don't say your....say you're. Just a few times. please.

I know I'm special, Reynolds. People have been telling me that my whole life

drago wrote:

Mr. Reynolds wrote:

drago wrote:

RCBooba wrote:Damnit Reynolds she wasn't an ogre! She was Mormon. Big difference.

desi probably weighed 105 pounds...wearing a led snow suit.

she was a mormon?? were you planing on marring her? god your special

Reynolds....do me this one favor, it is all that i ask.

Please, when saying "you are"...don't say your....say you're. Just a few times. please.

jeeze matt your such an engrish teacher

Mr. Reynolds wrote:i'm sure booba picks up the ladies, they just are 6'3 200 pounds and go by the name of Ronald

No, that is what he goes by.

STOP CALLING ME FAT, WOMAN :x

I like how this thread is going . But how come all Boob's girlfriends weight 100 lbs or less? are they anorexic? Or am I just really huge and thinking they are anorexic, but they are really where they are supposed to be???? AM I HUGE!!???!?!?!? AHHHHH !!!!

RCBooba wrote:STOP CALLING ME FAT, WOMAN :x

I WASN'T CALLING YOU FAT!! I was calling you Rhonda. You just called yourself fat. If you would have actually read what I wrote instead of reading what you wanted to, you would have understood that. DUH!!!

lacey wrote:I like how this thread is going . But how come all Boob's girlfriends weight 100 lbs or less? are they anorexic? Or am I just really huge and thinking they are anorexic, but they are really where they are supposed to be???? AM I HUGE!!???!?!?!? AHHHHH !!!!

booba demands that all his women maintain a certain weight. If they get above that weight he bittles them to the point of starvation.

He's a really sweet guy if you get past the belittlment.

lacey wrote:

RCBooba wrote:STOP CALLING ME FAT, WOMAN :x

I WASN'T CALLING YOU FAT!! I was calling you Rhonda. You just called yourself fat. If you would have actually read what I wrote instead of reading what you wanted to, you would have understood that. DUH!!!

Case in point.

drago wrote:

lacey wrote:

RCBooba wrote:STOP CALLING ME FAT, WOMAN :x

I WASN'T CALLING YOU FAT!! I was calling you Rhonda. You just called yourself fat. If you would have actually read what I wrote instead of reading what you wanted to, you would have understood that. DUH!!!

Case in point.

Thanks for proving my point! Booba has self confidence issues. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BOOBA!! STOP THINKING YOU AREN'T!!

lacey wrote:

drago wrote:

lacey wrote:

RCBooba wrote:STOP CALLING ME FAT, WOMAN :x

I WASN'T CALLING YOU FAT!! I was calling you Rhonda. You just called yourself fat. If you would have actually read what I wrote instead of reading what you wanted to, you would have understood that. DUH!!!

Case in point.

Thanks for proving my point! Booba has self confidence issues. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BOOBA!! STOP THINKING YOU AREN'T!!

Booba is what? Lets not build the little guy up too much. It's a long way down to the concrete.

Thanks Lacey, thanks Drago. You two are my ying and yang. Lacey builds me up, Drago tears me down. Even keel.

lacey wrote:

drago wrote:

lacey wrote:

RCBooba wrote:STOP CALLING ME FAT, WOMAN :x

I WASN'T CALLING YOU FAT!! I was calling you Rhonda. You just called yourself fat. If you would have actually read what I wrote instead of reading what you wanted to, you would have understood that. DUH!!!

Case in point.

Thanks for proving my point! Booba has self confidence issues. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL BOOBA!! STOP THINKING YOU AREN'T!!

I'm only beautiful with just the right amount of makeup and some flowers in my hair. Oh, and red lounge pants

Ah the booba haircut. A mystery on top of the booba.

drago wrote:Ah the booba haircut. A mystery on top of the booba.

Go to hell Drago

drago wrote:Ah the booba haircut. A mystery on top of the booba.

I gotta admit, that's pretty funny. haha

booba, a hundred pound girl is like...... a freshman that is 5'2....

you must break them

Mr. Reynolds wrote:booba, a hundred pound girl is like...... a freshman that is 5'2....

you must break them

I just lost four IQ points.

what does that bring you down to now??? 56?

Mr. Reynolds wrote:booba, a hundred pound girl is like...... a freshman that is 5'2....

you must break them

......what?

lol

RCBooba wrote:

Mr. Reynolds wrote:booba, a hundred pound girl is like...... a freshman that is 5'2....

you must break them

......what?

I'm pretty sure he wanted to end that stentance with the word "in".

nice observation matthew