I'm back, and I am starting an advice thread.

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:13 am

Figured with the dating thread and all of the passive-agressive homosexuality around here that some of you twits might need some advice. Just don't hit on me

post away, i have an entire day to kill

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:17 am

How does one completely disregard someone that wants to give crappy advice?

by Ollie Octagon Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:18 am

Train, is it possible to have two functioning penises? How do I go from zero to two?

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:25 am

RCBooba wrote:How does one completely disregard someone that wants to give crappy advice?

1. don't ask a pathetic dating question that everyone can see
2. don't post in the thread

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:26 am

Ollie Octagon wrote:Train, is it possible to have two functioning penises? How do I go from zero to two?

i've always heard that there were chemicals in the iowa water. I would savor your gift though, as you are now the envy of many people.

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:27 am

RCBooba wrote:How does one completely disregard someone that wants to give crappy advice?

You aren't used to me giving you advice on Risk yet? cripes, you'll never learn.

datrian---Is booba trying to get with ANOTHER one of my friends this weekend?

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:31 am

drago wrote:
RCBooba wrote:How does one completely disregard someone that wants to give crappy advice?

You aren't used to me giving you advice on Risk yet? cripes, you'll never learn.

datrian---Is booba trying to get with ANOTHER one of my friends this weekend?

Yes he will. But then he'll blow it and then he'll start another dumb thread on Monday asking how to find out if she's interested. I don't peg him as a quick learner

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:40 am

Boy, ask one question and be ostracized for life.

Drago, for the last time I'm not trying to get with anyone. I'm content as a hermit.

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:41 am

I am skeptical of you. Lets just leave it at that. Anyway, i don't think lacey has teh required equipment...good luck anyway. Smile

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:42 am

RCBooba wrote:Boy, ask one question and be ostracized for life.

Drago, for the last time I'm not trying to get with anyone. I'm content as a hermit.

Sorry RC I want you to feel comfortable enough to ask me questions in this thread so I will ease off.

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:43 am

That hurts, Matt....deeply.

Datrain: how does one cuddle?

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:45 am

RCBooba wrote:
Datrain: how does one cuddle?

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:47 am

RCBooba wrote:That hurts, Matt....deeply.

Datrain: how does one cuddle?

Its just like a gentle dry-hump. if you aren't sure that she's interested just wait till she falls asleep

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:08 am

surely more people out there need advice. any person willingly participating on this board obviously has problems

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:11 am

datrain711 wrote:
RCBooba wrote:That hurts, Matt....deeply.

Datrain: how does one cuddle?

Its just like a gentle dry-hump. if you aren't sure that she's interested just wait till she falls asleep

i almost spit up my coffee on that one...only because i know booba is taking notes. lol

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:16 am

RCBooba wrote:That hurts, Matt....deeply.

Datrain: how does one cuddle?

booba, you are the scum of the earth.... the man who is whipped by his girlfriend and she is telling you to go in the kitchen and make a sandwich. you should hang yourself... while tucking your penis behind your legs screaming the song "your beautiful" to make your self feel better.....

Drago: has booba ever had a gf that wasn't prude or that booba hasn't turned gay?? Shocked

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:23 am

booba has dated some hotties...lets see your gf to compare. Smile

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:29 am

You're not too far off, Reynolds. I have been known to be whipped from time to time. A few of the girls I have dated I had no right dating them, they were out of my league. But, and this is important for you Reynolds, once you stare into my steel-gray eyes, you're lost forever. So let me know when you're coming to town and I'll wear some shades so things don't get awkward.

p.s. Reynolds I want to know if you can beat the transition from a Mormon to a Hooters girl.

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:32 am

RCBooba wrote:You're not too far off, Reynolds. I have been known to be whipped from time to time. A few of the girls I have dated I had no right dating them, they were out of my league. But, and this is important for you Reynolds, once you stare into my steel-gray eyes, you're lost forever. So let me know when you're coming to town and I'll wear some shades so things don't get awkward.

p.s. Reynolds I want to know if you can beat the transition from a Mormon to a Hooters girl.

you dated a mormon that's stupid if your looking to not get laid until your married

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:34 am

booba, i know you aren't specifically asking for advice with your above post, but it seems to me that you are lacking confidence. You should never be saying that the girl you are dating is out of your league. Once you say that, then you start becoming a slave to her, because you feel that you are beneath her.

Remember, a good relationship is full of compromise, but you should NEVER compromise your integrity

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:47 am

Thanks datrain, but if you saw the girls and me, I think you'd agree Smile

I'm going on a physical basis. They obviously were sexified by my ginormous intelligence.

p.s. I lost my integrity to Drago over a rousing game of Risk about 4 years ago. Matt we need to play again.

And Reynolds, yet again you know not what you talk about.

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:12 am

RCBooba wrote:Thanks datrain, but if you saw the girls and me, I think you'd agree I'm going on a physical basis. They obviously were sexified by my ginormous intelligence.

p.s. I lost my integrity to Drago over a rousing game of Risk about 4 years ago. Matt we need to play again.

And Reynolds, yet again you know not what you talk about.

you're right i don't know about no mormons, but hey i do know what i am capable of and that i am never below a girl like drago is. and no they are not sexified by your ginormous intelligence. you wouldn't be here right now asking these ridiculous questions if you were intelligent in teh ways of a women Smile

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:15 am

Point taken.

What do you mean by "i am never below a girl like drago is"?

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:20 am

RCBooba wrote:Point taken.

What do you mean by "i am never below a girl like drago is"?

drago is whipped like crazy by his women. me and jessica didn't get home until late last night and drago was like "where has you been" and jess said "don't worry about it" i was lik D*MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! owned

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:22 am

Please lets keep this thread on point Smile

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:25 am

i'm just giving drago the advice to put his foot down on jess even when she is coming home with a different man 8)

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:27 am

my advice to matt, although he isn't asking for it, would be to hang on to that nice girlfriend of his. If she can put up with non-showering and cheap food, then he better not let her out of his sight Smile

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:29 am

Amen, datrain. Amen.

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:45 am

i leave for ten minutes...hmm

she showers as infrequently as i do, BTW. So yes, she's a keeper, especially in that light.

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:50 am

i've only met her for 10 minutes but she seemed like a good egg.

plus you can leave it up to me when you need good dining suggestions.

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:52 am

Anyone want to take bets when Drago gets hitched? I call next October

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:54 am

here's some general marriage advice: don't get married

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:55 am

datrain711 wrote:i've only met her for 10 minutes but she seemed like a good egg.

plus you can leave it up to me when you need good dining suggestions.

You certainly did come through that last time i asked you for a place to go. got any suggestions for my b-day dinner with the lady?

booba- No. Just, no. Stop that. You stop that immediately. I mean like, ten minutes ago. Now. Stop. Laughing

by **drago** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:56 am

datrain711 wrote:here's some general marriage advice: don't get married

i feellike i should be paying for such advice.

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:58 am

Whatever. You heard it here first.

As for dining: 5 Guys. AMAZING

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:59 pm

drago wrote:
datrain711 wrote:i've only met her for 10 minutes but she seemed like a good egg.

plus you can leave it up to me when you need good dining suggestions.

You certainly did come through that last time i asked you for a place to go. got any suggestions for my b-day dinner with the lady?
:

Zarletti's. Its the best italian food in the state besides ristorante bartolotta. Not insanely expensive but it tastes awesome. Plus italian food is easy to order without the meat. If you want a different type of cuisine let me know.

any other advice>?

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:05 pm

drago my advice is ( now this is coming from a very wise person Razz

) to get married after you live it out in the same apartment for like a year or two.

by **RCBooba** Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:09 pm

Reynolds you still live at home?

by **datrain711** Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:11 pm

RCBooba wrote:Reynolds you still live at home?

Yeah, his parents love having an anti-semetic, gaybashing porn addict at their house

by **Mr. Reynolds** Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:32 pm

datrain that wasn't very nice. i like my drug addiction and my gay pron addictoin with booba viewing it.. you flatter me booba Embarassed

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