Why Mr. Reynolds is a creep--

He's tall, he's young, and he carries a knife at all times.

Yeah, he's a creep. 8)

Yea he is!! He hates wet paper towels and doesn't take showers (that rymned).

Mr. Reynolds wrote:Yea he is!! He hates wet paper towels and doesn't take showers (that rymned).

i don't think that really rhymed.

did you guys put on the Euro cup game today? or is that not your bag?

Who is this reynolds hoochie? I demand an answer, and that answer will have a word bank...

ruthless
Malcontent
justification
Italy

Use those words or i will have a mod ban you. :twisted:

Your totally right that didn't ryme at all.

I am from Italy by the way and one of Matt-dogs friends.

Mr. Reynolds is clearly a the coolest one at his work and doesn't have a hippie girlfriend.

Mr. Reynolds wrote:Mr. Reynolds is clearly a the coolest one at his work and doesn't have a hippie girlfriend.

If you don't have a hippie girlfiend...what do you have? I didn't know there were multiple kinds?

you didn't use the word bank that ollie supplied...don't make him mad.

Your right every girlfriend is a hippie.

Mr. Reynolds wrote:Your right every girlfriend is a hippie.

how did you agree to date this so called 'girlfriend'? did you say, Will you be my girlfiend? or did you throw her against a wall and start swearing at her until she agreed to date you?

i tried to see what was wrong with your login...everything seems ok, doesn't have you listed as banned or anything...

Hey whatever your name is do you have a girlfriend?

the name is Ollie ya D-Bag. Anywho...no, they cannot handle me. Word.

No it is because you have no personality and you are an ugly kid, who spends his money on crack and cheap hookers. word

I'm not that ugly. I have an eye patch...well the guy in my avatar does anyway. You work at the bank don't you?

Loser.

8)

hey ro-bert-a....when can i expect you to have a sweet super cool avatar and signature? how's the workin world? you should ask a customer out on a date...especially if she is a he, and he is 60 years old.

i already did that and got turned down of course.

i don't know it's like 60 year old guys don't like me or something

Mr. Reynolds wrote:i already did that and got turned down of course.

i don't know it's like 60 year old guys don't like me or something

hang in there Dr. Reynolds. You have to speak their language, talk about how you got your soup 2 minutes late and how viagra gives you cramps. Old dudes love that stuff.

Mr. Reynolds is hung like a horse but Dr. Reynolds actually needs viagra and yea it gives him cramps.

hey bert, how goes Delafield? it's sort of busy down here...well busy enough to be able to type on the site i guess.

very boring. no buisness at all, pretty much chillen

yikes. i don't know what the deal is lately, doesn't seem to be any transactions anymore. i blame lisa.

Dearest Ro-bert-a,

delafield still boring? Wales is the same, i guess the rain storms are to blame.

One of the admins needs to stop talking to themselves so muich. You sound like a douschey.

I have a joke...

how do you get a baby to crawl in a circle?


nail it's hand to the ground


how do you get it to stop?


nail it's other hand to the ground.


discuss...

who forgets their tie for work??? who hates wet towels??? who has a shower problem( so i've heard don't if it's true though)??? who likes the jets??? who hates brett favre???

that kid called....





















































matt drago!!!!!!!!!!!

suprised you know about his little "wet towel" thing. I'm still not sure if i entirely believe it, although his mother swears by it. Not to say that his mom and i only talk about his fobias. Generally we are having nasty time.

The jets thing is another tough one to explain.

I don't get it. How is it possible that a gangly high schooler is mocking me? could it really be that easy?

he fantisizes about jessica alba in his office all by himself with thedoor closed and the blinds shut with music blaring.

Mr. Reynolds wrote:he fantisizes about jessica alba in his office all by himself with thedoor closed and the blinds shut with music blaring.

i am guilty of all of that...just not fantasizing about Alba. I fantasize of a jets super bowl.

Mr. Reynolds wrote:who forgets their tie for work??? who hates wet towels??? who has a shower problem( so i've heard don't if it's true though)??? who likes the jets??? who hates brett favre???

that kid called....


matt drago!!!!!!!!!!!

His shower problem is only every once in a while. Meanwhile, he is saving water for the other creatures on earth. I agree about the Jets, Towel, and Tie point though. Have you seen the days when he wears white and black socks to work?

Hes still loveable though, i heard once he even helped hand raise a litter of cottontail bunnies, and let them crawl all over him for warmth. Not sure if that really happened.

the bunny story is sort of true. You're forgetting that i nursed them back to health while keeping an owl alive by feeding it my severed hand...which i cut off for the owl.

drago wrote:the bunny story is sort of true. You're forgetting that i nursed them back to health while keeping an owl alive by feeding it my severed hand...which i cut off for the owl.

Now mr. drago is also a liar.

Sounds like one of your secrets isn't out yet, Drago Don't worry, it's safe with me.

And tictac that shower one is so damn true!

RCBooba wrote:Sounds like one of your secrets isn't out yet, Drago Don't worry, it's safe with me.

And tictac that shower one is so damn true!

Every year I am expecting Drago to shower more or at least have some kind of moral obligation to our sense of smell. Not only does he continually not sure, he seems to get worse by the day.

I believe it is time to take a stand, it is time to say "no" to smelly kids. Say "no" to Drago.

yea ok obama

if water was free i'm guessing he'd shower a lot

haha that is true. drago is a cheap little whore..

Mr. Reynolds wrote:haha that is true. drago is a cheap little whore..

.....I'm Jewish, Reynolds.

no your not booba!! don't be saying silly things like that

how about he talks about drago's GF to much... discuss please that kid is a creeep

Well I could be!