Angry Black Man

Close your eyes..travel back with me...it is May 2nd and I am arriving home from a long day at work. I exit my vehicle to this little eight pound dog barking and showing me its teeth. He keeps barking and prancing back and forth, so I decide to stare it down (thank you ceasar milan...bastard). The dog keeps coming closer and closer, soon he is actually on my pavement, where i immediately mumble, "back up, or you'll end up in the next zip code".

Enter angry black woman. She comes out, "if you kick that dog, we're going to have a problem". I retort, "If that dog bites me, I'm going to kick it and we will have a very big problem."

Angry black woman - "waah wahhh wahh, jibberish jibberish jibberish" (i can't understand her)

Now lets all take a deep breath and venture back to 20 minutes ago on May 7th. I am again back from work, now there is an angry black man outside asking me if i would like to kick him. I said, "no thanks". Then he starts stamering about me not liking his dog and that i should just kick him. I explained that if the dog bites me, i'm going to kick it and call the cops. He then says "he don't like you because you white, he only likes white meat".

Me- "so you're a racist."

ABM - "fuck yeah i'm a racist"

Me- "why are you a racist"

ABM - "because you racist"

Me - "I'm racist?"

ABM walks into his house.

I'm sorry but that was gold, i couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes. Yeddy is my witness. lol

LOL, dont get a neighborhood of black people mad at you. But that sounds pretty obnoxious, I would threaten the same thing.

hahaha!!!

I didn't want to argue with this idiot, he just came out of the house looking to show how macho he was. Pretty lame that a guy in his 40's has the intellect of a 6th grader.

welcome to the hood son!

You know what makes me angry is that small breeds of dogs can go after your ankles, and bark or try to attack you as you walk by and that is okay, but if a big breed dog does that people think it should be put down. Put down those useless tiny dogs.

tictac wrote:You know what makes me angry is that small breeds of dogs can go after your ankles, and bark or try to attack you as you walk by and that is okay, but if a big breed dog does that people think it should be put down. Put down those useless tiny dogs.

big dogs are way scarier though.

no way you can just put all these dogs down because they bark and show there teeth, dont they need to bite before anything happens?

tictac wrote:You know what makes me angry is that small breeds of dogs can go after your ankles, and bark or try to attack you as you walk by and that is okay, but if a big breed dog does that people think it should be put down. Put down those useless tiny dogs.

You say "useless" implying that any dog has more of a purpose than sitting around barking at the vacum cleaner.

carter wrote:

tictac wrote:You know what makes me angry is that small breeds of dogs can go after your ankles, and bark or try to attack you as you walk by and that is okay, but if a big breed dog does that people think it should be put down. Put down those useless tiny dogs.

You say "useless" implying that any dog has more of a purpose than sitting around barking at the vacum cleaner.

Large dogs can protect, not many criminals would break into my house, with two mastiffs. If they were two pomeranians, it would be a different story. So i think other than being loyal companians, small dogs don't have too much of a purpose, whereas large breeds were bred for hunting, guarding, etc.

To be honest...the reason no one breaks into your house is that Franklin that runs around with his uneven hair cut. He's a scary breed.

Without franklin, you'd have criminals walking in and out of your house like a Walmart.

Idea.

Don't pick fights with people that live next store to you. Especially ones that have a hard time putting functioning sentences together.