Happy lots of smelly gas day!

Cause if you are eating corned beef and cabbage, and drinking lots of green beer, its gonna be a very smelly day for you!!

haha, i had to deliver some moneies to Mo's Irish Pub in Milwaukee and Brookfield today...each time i'd hear..."holy crap, it's the cops" or "oh no, the paramedics are here"....lol

People were wasted this morning at like 6am for my first run. That is too early to even be an alcoholic.

wtf, dude. So I'm assuming you got the position and you don't even tell ME?!?!?!? I, at this moment, have a tear drop running down my cheek

not exactly a huge point of pride. It's a blue collar, low paying job. Seems to be my staple in life.

when do you get a "real" job? I mean you have to graduate and all but how ist he market?

Screw that, congrats dude! I think, right now, if you (meaning everyone) has anything that it's a definitely a good thing!

I hope to graduate soon. As for the market, it's the same as everything else. Poop. But the only good thing is that roughly 60-70% of the current employed librarians are expected to retire. Even with that most likely being pushed back because of the economy, it'll still be around 50%.

i bet you will be fine. it's an interesting profession to say the least but you have said a few times that you will like it. Good luck with it. God knows i wish had a profession i was aiming for. Who knows, maybe someday people will look very highly on job hoppers.

Don't worry Drago. You already own a house, so you are one step ahead. I agree with Booba. You have a job, and even though you think it isn't the classiest, (I think it sounds pretty cool!!) it is a job, and a source of income.

did you forget he can shoot people?!

did you forget I can shoot you?

my gun is a bit stronger than a pellet gun...i think you'll be just fine.

Hey carter, I found a picture of you at work.

what does ollie do.. i need some ammo to slam him

This isn't actually him, it was his day off but this is his normal gig.

It's not elephant dung, it's cows and large birds.

Does your job include humans? I need a little help with my droppings.

No one could catch your droppings. Well, maybe the incredible hulk. Those are some large droppings though.

Dude, stop spying on me. Poop perv!!

I heard someone fart in thier sleep last night, HAPPY SMELLY GAS DAY!

tictac wrote:I heard someone fart in thier sleep last night, HAPPY SMELLY GAS DAY!

who was sleeping? call it a present, that's what they are, that's why they are formed.

It was Franklin, cause I gave him that damn toona!