Why I hate the Phone

I can't concentrate, there are way too many things pulling at my interest and people tend to change topics without starting a new sentance. My mom is a perfect example! Why will she be talking about school then, without even pausing, be talking about cooking??!?!?

Tictac, you are also a guilty party. There was one topic you switched that I wish i had it recorded to play back to you, because i could have sworn you skipped a sentance or something.

For as long as I have known you, you have almost always had a girlfriend and you still cannot speak on the phone with any conviction. Maybe it's time for you to swear off women altogether. It might not be your thing.

carter wrote:I can't concentrate, there are way too many things pulling at my interest and people tend to change topics without starting a new sentance. My mom is a perfect example! Why will she be talking about school then, without even pausing, be talking about cooking??!?!?

Tictac, you are also a guilty party. There was one topic you switched that I wish i had it recorded to play back to you, because i could have sworn you skipped a sentance or something.

Most definitly. No tape recorder needed, this is the story of my life

Ollie Octagon wrote:For as long as I have known you, you have almost always had a girlfriend and you still cannot speak on the phone with any conviction. Maybe it's time for you to swear off women altogether. It might not be your thing.

I agree Ollie, because dating men will help him with his phone skills.

Still waiting for you to write that book, Carter

Chapter 1.

The Round House Kick

Chapter 2.

New York Jets fight Coldplay for the right to survive

Chapter 3.

New York Jets, first team to ever get their asses kicked by punny musical sissy boys.

I have to agree with Ollie....Don't move to Iowa. This place sucks

Fortunately, I might be on my way out of that wretched state. Where do you live?

carter wrote:Chapter 1.

The Round House Kick

Chapter 2.

New York Jets fight Coldplay for the right to survive

Chapter 3.

New York Jets, first team to ever get their asses kicked by punny musical sissy boys.

Dont forget chapter 4.- how to be a creepy uncle!

Eagle Grove....a.ka. Middle of nowhere

Chapter 5 - Not Shower and Get a Chick

(tictac you have a lot of explaining to do!)

DLubs wrote:Eagle Grove....a.ka. Middle of nowhere

What are you doing out there?

RCBooba wrote:Chapter 5 - Not Shower and Get a Chick

(tictac you have a lot of explaining to do!)

Hey, hey. He showers! He is just into conserving water is all.

Gotta respect that!!

see...i'm a conservationist.

does that pay well? i need a job.