Franklin the Cat

that son of a bitch!!!! i was brushing my teeth and left the damn cabinet door open so franklin demanded to know what was in it. He climed on top of the toilet and hooked his arms around the towle rack on the cabinet. He was then able to bite the plant and still hold on...he was trying to climb up there.

then i said "screw it" grabbed franklin's mid section but he still refused to release his grip on the towel rack or his grip on the damn plant. I shut the cabinet thinking he'd forget...and seemd to forget...and then...as it seems...he didn't forget.

drago wrote:that son of a bitch!!!! i was brushing my teeth and left the damn cabinet door open so franklin demanded to know what was in it. He climed on top of the toilet and hooked his arms around the towle rack on the cabinet. He was then able to bite the plant and still hold on...he was trying to climb up there.

then i said "screw it" grabbed franklin's mid section but he still refused to release his grip on the towel rack or his grip on the damn plant. I shut the cabinet thinking he'd forget...and seemd to forget...and then...as it seems...he didn't forget.

And after you left, I was woken from my sleep by breaking glass. Dirt and broken pot pieces all over the tiolet.

It was that pretty green pot you got me too

Theres no good way to punish a cat is there?

well...he broke the pot on the toilet, you put the cat in the toilet. Perfect.

what is his fascination with plants? you need to get him one of those little pet grass plots so he can eat that grass instead of the rest of the green in the apartment.


what i've found that works well for childrens and cats discipline--- good old fashioned physical violence

i was tapping him on the dome telling him to drop the plant but he wouldn't let go with his teeth or his paws. Intense little critter. Although i was impressed with his strength.

cpschult wrote:what is his fascination with plants? you need to get him one of those little pet grass plots so he can eat that grass instead of the rest of the green in the apartment.


what i've found that works well for childrens and cats discipline--- good old fashioned physical violence

I did get him pet grass, but it got moldy quick. Also matt makes fun of me for spoiling the franklin. But he does like that pet grass!

sounds like you need to be banned for a week with that naughty language cuming out of your mouth

tictac wrote:

cpschult wrote:what is his fascination with plants? you need to get him one of those little pet grass plots so he can eat that grass instead of the rest of the green in the apartment.


what i've found that works well for childrens and cats discipline--- good old fashioned physical violence

I did get him pet grass, but it got moldy quick. Also matt makes fun of me for spoiling the franklin. But he does like that pet grass!

Katie told me every time she comes over Franklink throws up. I told her not to worry, Franklin does that all the time anyways. Why is he so delicate?

I have two cats. Their names are Nora and Brett Favre. Guess which name my girlfriend chose and which one I chose.



...just let me pretend that you care about my cats' names...

ethan wrote:I have two cats. Their names are Nora and Brett Favre. Guess which name my girlfriend chose and which one I chose.



...just let me pretend that you care about my cats' names...

you'd really struggle with the new found "Jets' drinking game"...every time you hear the word brett favre, slam a beer and punch yourself in the face.

ethan wrote:I have two cats. Their names are Nora and Brett Favre. Guess which name my girlfriend chose and which one I chose.



...just let me pretend that you care about my cats' names...

I never realized your girlfriend was a packer's fan. Props on that ****!

Katie told me every time she comes over Franklink throws up. I told her not to worry, Franklin does that all the time anyways. Why is he so delicate?

He eats too much at one time, then pukes. So i have been giving him less food each time i feed him. He hasnt puked in maybe a week? Something like that. He is so delicate because he is my special flower.