Who really is Matt Drago...?

Hey guys, I have a favor to ask. The fearless Cheese leader has been verbally abusing me via text message lately and there is only so much a guy can take. Unfortunately I don't know much about the Head Cheese other than what I heard around the field. So I'm hoping you can give me a glimpse of Matt outside the soccer field? Stuff like what kind of wine does he get when he's out at the bars, who his favorite Jersey Shore character is and if anyone has ever caught him wearing make-up in his room on a Saturday night while listening to Celine Dion. Your help is much appreciated

I don't know much about him recently, but I can tell you that he used to molest me on the train tracks behind his house.

Oh, and he's classy. When drinking a 1.75 of whiskey, he only does it in the finest of 90's Japanese automobiles. Then stands in the stall as I vomit. Class all the way.

ethan wrote:I don't know much about him recently, but I can tell you that he used to molest me on the train tracks behind his house.

Oh, and he's classy. When drinking a 1.75 of whiskey, he only does it in the finest of 90's Japanese automobiles. Then stands in the stall as I vomit. Class all the way.

I don't remember you complaining! we had no where to go, so where were we supposed to get our drinking done? If i also recall, it was your idea to go to the bar with our whiskey dews in a squirt bottle...then you vomited...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has thrown up while Drago watched. I wonder if this is due to him being an ironist, or just an alchy!!

Oh, I'm definitely not complaining about that night. How cheap am I that I insisted we sit in the car and drink, then smuggle some into the bar when we finally did go in? Gotta say, its the sign of a good friend that you'd talk about Sir Mix-a-lot and Beethoven with me while I puked.

Oh, and my college friends still know you from that night. The girl Angie that I dated for awhile still speaks of you with a certain amount of resentment, seeing as every time you came to Madison I wound up ridiculously drunk and - she says - a pain in the ass to take care of.

So, in a nutshell, Drago rocks.

lol, i wonder how drago manages to do that to people