Cannibalism

Why is this such a hot topic? Everyone thinks it's the worst thing in the world and that it is just sooooo awful. Give me a break. Who cares!?!?!?

Everyone and their mother knows about the Donner party and most know about the Chilian rugby team that nearly starved but survived on their fallen comrades flesh. My question is...why did any of them starve? Had i been on the Chilian team, i would have been sizing up who i wanted to eat before the plane showed signs of crashing...i do it on most flights regardless of my being hungry or not.

I think, as a society, we need to scale back our anger to cannibals. They are people too, hungry people that probably like barbaque sauce as much as the next.

Support your cannibals!

I do the same thing on planes: figuring out which ladies I'd want to "eat" first, if you know what I mean.

Thats right, I just went from cannibalism to oral sex. Yellow card?

Once I'm dead, I don't care what happens to my body. I'd like to be donated to science, but I might be too ugly for that. If so, you can eat me. Nay, please eat me. Graveyards are a ridiculous waste of space, and something ought to be done with my flesh once I'm no longer using it. And on the other side of cannibalism...I'd probably try human meat. If the person hadn't been killed, and if the meat was well done, I'd give a taste.