Public service announcement:

Until you can get your life together...

if you have debt in excess of two years total income, no kids for you.
if you have been formally evicted more times since you were eighteen than there years since you were eighteen, you shouldn't have kids

And if you can't tell the difference between the healthy meal, and the unhealthy meal when a mcdonalds #1 and a caesar salad are put in front of you

no children.

this has been a public service announcement

now get the hell off my lawn.

where did you get that? And they aren't on your lawn so much as they are on THEIR lawns...or...ummm, the lawns in front of the run down apartment complex they are renting...or ummm...by renting i mean abusing until their next eviction.

Go world!

now people are unable to have kids because they can't tell that a salad or the #1 is healthier???

I think she was being sarcastic but judging by all of my fellow healthy Iowans, people today love eating fatty foods.