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Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the Rapture

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Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the Rapture

Post by tictac on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:50 pm

What a Face

It's a question that all animal-loving Christian evangelicals must address: who will look after their pets on Earth when the Rapture comes and they are taken up to heaven?

Now a group of atheists in the US have come up with a tongue-in-cheek solution, offering to take in the cats and dogs of "saved" believers in return for a small fee.

"Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation," the website states.

But potential customers would be advised to read the terms and conditions before forking out their $110; if the subscriber loses their faith or is not Raputered in the next 10 years, they are not entitled to a refund.

The venture follows the launch last year of a new internet service designed to allow Christian subscribers to send emails to non-believing friends and relatives after the Rapture.



www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/6106462/Atheists-offer-to-care-for-Christians-pets-after-the-Rapture.html/

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Post by musicislife on Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:03 pm

thats a cool article!!

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Re: Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the Rapture

Post by Ollie Octagon on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:24 pm

I don't entirely follow the thinking here but it looks like it is taking advantage of the Christians and I feel that is something there needs to be more of.

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Re: Atheists offer to care for Christians' pets after the Rapture

Post by tictac on Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:30 pm

ummm sorry chris accidentally deleted your post. its a long story!

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