Obama?

WHOO HOO!!!!!! I am excited to see what the future brings. We need a change, and I am feeling positive about this one. Seems like most are very enthusiastic about Obama, and there are a lot of good vibes all around. I do think it is a little ridiculous how commercialized everything about our president seems to be getting. They were talking about whether the presidential couple were going to "do it" after all the celebrating was done, on the radio on Tuesday. Do it? Come on now. First of all, it is no body's business, and second, they could have said make love, or something less 7th grade. But, I am still happy about our nation's decision

Wait, I thought "doin' it" was the mature way to say it. Is that why my pick up line hasn't been working?

"My lady, may I ask for the pleasure of your company on the morrow at the Count's masquerade ball? Also, might I throw it in you? You know, do it.

I didn't notice what lace-age was talkin about until a couple days ago. There was a whole piece, two days after the party thing...two days after!!! about whether or not he boned his wife. What a flippin joke...

Its ok carter, you tend to not pay that much attention to me anyway.

Ethan, if you were to word it like that, I am sure you would be able to get any one of the transvestites you were stalking, into the sack.

I wouldn't say that I'm stalking them so much as everywhere they go I just happen to be 15 feet behind them, in a disguise, with binoculars, pleasuring myself.

ethan wrote:I wouldn't say that I'm stalking them so much as everywhere they go I just happen to be 15 feet behind them, in a disguise, with binoculars, pleasuring myself.

you are going to be such a wonderful teacher. I am going to send all my illigitament childeren your way.

And I will teach them how to spell.

I'm sure you will teach spelling. But don't forget to teach them things nearer and dearer to your heart. Such as handling The Clap, or the 24 hour itch.

I would post a picture but you have a camera don't you?

wait wait...how does Obama fit into this??

24 hour itch? How did you make it so short?

ethan wrote:24 hour itch? How did you make it so short?

It takes practice but once you get past the just "itching" and turn them into open sores and bleeders, it really doesn't itch so bad.