Willie Parker is the Suck

Softest, weakest, most pathetic starting running back in the NFL. He couldn't break a tackle in a pop warner game. Mendenhal doesn't seem to be much better when a non-drafted scrub like Mewelde Moore steals carries, you know your RB corps sucks.

Everytime i watch Parker run I want to punch him in the face and tell him to take his dress off and remove his cheap tampon and play the damn game. Such a sisssy, i can't stand it.

I remember you used to like him quite a bit. How the mighty have fallen.